Now I Have Seen Everything

Well, now you don't have to wait to enjoy that adult beverage until you have weaned the baby. They now have a breast milk alcohol test kit. For just a dollar a test, you can rest assured that you can drink AND breast feed. Here is a description from the manufacture as listed on amazon.com:
"Every woman metabolizes alcohol differently so Milkscreen allows Mom to relax and remove the guesswork.
Milkscreen measures the amount of alcohol in the breast milk to help ensure that there are no negative impacts on baby; created to extend the life of breast feeding.
Fast and easy-to-read results.
Pediatrician recommended and Lactation Consultant approved."

Wow. Now I have seen everything. I am thinking this would be a great gag gift for a baby shower. Maybe paired with a cheap bottle of wine and a card saying "Welcome to motherhood!" :)

1 comment:

Courtney said...

I love it! This is hilarious! "No more pump and dump!" should be their motto! LOL.